A new phobia

So I always knew clowns were potentially terrifying.
That being said, I never knew how scarey they could be until Ronald McDonald came to visit our kids at work.  It was a real man dressed as Ronald, and he was terrifying.

This is who you think you are getting:



But, this is what you get:



Morale of the story:  Not exactly who you want visiting the sick kids...just saying.