Tootin' & Scootin'

We went to the Border's Going Out of Business Sale the other day, and as we were walking back to the car, my husband informed me:

I was tootin' and scootin' all through the history section...I was trying to clear it out so no one would take the good books.

LOL

Tootin' & Scootin':  v. The act of passing gas, while ambulating.